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Post by barnaby morbius on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:35 am

i just put this up on facebook- and wondered if any wrinkly types would like to share. i know firth has already done his.

my 5 were- in no order "the flintstones in viva rock vegas", "blair witch 2- book of shadows", "blame it on the bellboy", "the wicker man"(remake) and "the nostril picker"
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Post by sheringham on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:42 am

The worst film I ever saw was Taps. Other than that - I dunno really.
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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by Graymalkin on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:50 am

Either 'Freddy Got Fingered', 'Dude, Where's My Car?' or 'Attack of the Clones'.

I know, I know*, but none of them were my idea and each time I was (at the very least) drunk**...




*Some of my friends are complete idiots...

**Which may well be the only reason I survived...
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Post by Rich Flair on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:00 am

Dante's Peak - f*** s***. A very funny moment, however, when the granny jumped out of the rowing boat into the lake of lava to save the rest of the family.
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Post by Rich Flair on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:02 am

Graymalkin wrote:Either 'Freddy Got Fingered', 'Dude, Where's My Car?' or 'Attack of the Clones'.

I know, I know*, but none of them were my idea and each time I was (at the very least) drunk**...




*Some of my friends are complete idiots...

**Which may well be the only reason I survived...

I watched Dude Where's My Car last year and I was quite impressed. It gets lost a bit towards the end, but it's full of ridiculous moments from two fantastic comic actors. I especially liked the bit where they walked into the strip joint and got a round of applause from the strippers.
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Post by barnaby morbius on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:22 am

Graymalkin wrote:Either 'Freddy Got Fingered', 'Dude, Where's My Car?' or 'Attack of the Clones'.

I know, I know*, but none of them were my idea and each time I was (at the very least) drunk**...




*Some of my friends are complete idiots...

**Which may well be the only reason I survived...

attack of the clones was really terrible.

the only one of my five that i saw at the cinema was blame it on the bellboy. other cinematic disasters would include legends of the fall, hannibal and superman returns
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Post by sheringham on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:33 am

Rich Flair wrote:Dante's Peak - f*** s***. A very funny moment, however, when the granny jumped out of the rowing boat into the lake of lava to save the rest of the family.

I love that film. Absolutely adore it. It's brilliant. Especially Granny's swim in acid. She deserved it.
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Post by Colin Hicks on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:16 am

"Mac and Me"
"Barb Wire"
"Superman IV - The Quest for Peace"
"Notting Hill"
"Jersey Girl"

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Post by camino real on Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:00 am

Surf Nazis must Die

Dr. Jeckyll's Dungeon of Death
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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by Rich Flair on Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:35 am

sheringham wrote:The worst film I ever saw was Taps. Other than that - I dunno really.

I like Taps. Not enough actual tap dancing to make it a true classic, but I remember a very good film with a good turn (as always) by Sean Penn.

I haven't seen it for over 20 years, though.
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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by Nick Barlow on Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:27 pm

There are lots of bad movies I've seen on late-night TV that I can't remember, plus the ones I've watched through the ironic filter of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Cave Dwellers, Space Mutiny and Quest of the Delta Knights come to mind) but the stand-out, actually-paid-money-to-see-in-a-cinema bad movie classic has to be Boxing Helena. There's something truly great about an entire cinema wee itself laughing at what's meant to be a dramatic and shocking moment.

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Post by Zoltar on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:50 pm

Some that immediately come to mind: "Highlander 2", "Superman IV", "Batman and Robin", "Zardoz" and "Freejack". I'll mention "Catwoman", even though I've never actually sat through more than 10 minutes of it.

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Post by Zoltar on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:53 pm

Nick Barlow wrote:There are lots of bad movies I've seen on late-night TV that I can't remember, plus the ones I've watched through the ironic filter of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Cave Dwellers, Space Mutiny and Quest of the Delta Knights come to mind) but the stand-out, actually-paid-money-to-see-in-a-cinema bad movie classic has to be Boxing Helena. There's something truly great about an entire cinema wee itself laughing at what's meant to be a dramatic and shocking moment.
Indeed, I've left off the typical MST3K fodder but Manos does deserve a mention.

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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by stanmore on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:40 pm

Forest Gump. Okay, there are technically worse made films, but none of them make me want to hit disabled people.
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Post by Lucy McGough on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:35 am

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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by Pauli23 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:53 am

'Pearl Harbor'
'Battlefield Earth'
'Star Crash'
Any film by Uwe Boll, Olaf Ittenbach or Michael Winner !!
Any of The Asylum's blockbuster remakes

too many to list really......

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Post by Zoltar on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:50 pm

Pauli23 wrote:'Pearl Harbor'
'Battlefield Earth'
'Star Crash'
Any film by Uwe Boll, Olaf Ittenbach or Michael Winner !!
Any of The Asylum's blockbuster remakes

too many to list really......
Uwe Boll should get a Lifetime Achievement Award from this thread.

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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by camino real on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:11 am

I love the Asylum blockbuster ripoffs as the producers obviously have no shame. There's a 'Hills Have Eyes' one in which you can clearly hear the director say 'lick the plate'. Marvellous.
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Post by Mrs Lee on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:33 am

Super Mario Bros. possibly because I fell asleep in the cinema within 2 mins and haven't bothered to try and watch it since
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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by shujin2 on Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:59 am

Mall Cop.
I saw it on a plane earlier this year and afterwards realised that looking at the map for an hour and a half would have been more mentally stimulating.
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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by Bonsai.Talker on Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:36 am

Hrmmm...

On the top of my mind:
Armageddon
Braveheart
Emma
Les deux papas et la maman
Mauvaise passe
Romance
Healing Hearts
Meet the parents
Les visiteurs
Any movie with Christian Clavier

I'm pretty sure there are worse but my brain must have deleted the memory of it into save the little sanity I have left. ^^
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Post by shujin2 on Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:40 am

Jacque Tati films. Boring beyond belief.
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Post by Zoltar on Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:06 am

Bonsai.Talker wrote:Armageddon
Finally encountered a cheese you didn't like, eh? Wink

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Re: what is the worst film you've ever seen?

Post by Rich Flair on Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:10 am

Base Moi
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Post by Bonsai.Talker on Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:15 am

Zoltar wrote:
Bonsai.Talker wrote:Armageddon
Finally encountered a cheese you didn't like, eh? Wink

LMAO Very Happy

Rich Flair wrote:Base Moi
Indeed, this one was powerful in the WTF huh bleh point of view. Very Happy
I did manage to watch it till the end though! *iz proud*
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