what is the worst film you've ever seen?

i just put this up on facebook- and wondered if any wrinkly types would like to share. i know firth has already done his.

my 5 were- in no order "the flintstones in viva rock vegas", "blair witch 2- book of shadows", "blame it on the bellboy", "the wicker man"(remake) and "the nostril picker"

The worst film I ever saw was Taps. Other than that - I dunno really.

Either 'Freddy Got Fingered', 'Dude, Where's My Car?' or 'Attack of the Clones'.

I know, I know*, but none of them were my idea and each time I was (at the very least) drunk**...

Dante's Peak - f*** s***. A very funny moment, however, when the granny jumped out of the rowing boat into the lake of lava to save the rest of the family.

Graymalkin wrote:Either 'Freddy Got Fingered', 'Dude, Where's My Car?' or 'Attack of the Clones'.

I know, I know*, but none of them were my idea and each time I was (at the very least) drunk**...

*Some of my friends are complete idiots...

**Which may well be the only reason I survived...

I watched Dude Where's My Car last year and I was quite impressed. It gets lost a bit towards the end, but it's full of ridiculous moments from two fantastic comic actors. I especially liked the bit where they walked into the strip joint and got a round of applause from the strippers.

Graymalkin wrote:Either 'Freddy Got Fingered', 'Dude, Where's My Car?' or 'Attack of the Clones'.

I know, I know*, but none of them were my idea and each time I was (at the very least) drunk**...

*Some of my friends are complete idiots...

**Which may well be the only reason I survived...

attack of the clones was really terrible.

the only one of my five that i saw at the cinema was blame it on the bellboy. other cinematic disasters would include legends of the fall, hannibal and superman returns

Rich Flair wrote:Dante's Peak - f*** s***. A very funny moment, however, when the granny jumped out of the rowing boat into the lake of lava to save the rest of the family.

I love that film. Absolutely adore it. It's brilliant. Especially Granny's swim in acid. She deserved it.

"Mac and Me"
"Barb Wire"
"Superman IV - The Quest for Peace"
"Notting Hill"
"Jersey Girl"

Surf Nazis must Die

Dr. Jeckyll's Dungeon of Death

sheringham wrote:The worst film I ever saw was Taps. Other than that - I dunno really.

I like Taps. Not enough actual tap dancing to make it a true classic, but I remember a very good film with a good turn (as always) by Sean Penn.

I haven't seen it for over 20 years, though.

There are lots of bad movies I've seen on late-night TV that I can't remember, plus the ones I've watched through the ironic filter of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Cave Dwellers, Space Mutiny and Quest of the Delta Knights come to mind) but the stand-out, actually-paid-money-to-see-in-a-cinema bad movie classic has to be Boxing Helena. There's something truly great about an entire cinema wee itself laughing at what's meant to be a dramatic and shocking moment.

Some that immediately come to mind: "Highlander 2", "Superman IV", "Batman and Robin", "Zardoz" and "Freejack". I'll mention "Catwoman", even though I've never actually sat through more than 10 minutes of it.

Nick Barlow wrote:There are lots of bad movies I've seen on late-night TV that I can't remember, plus the ones I've watched through the ironic filter of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Cave Dwellers, Space Mutiny and Quest of the Delta Knights come to mind) but the stand-out, actually-paid-money-to-see-in-a-cinema bad movie classic has to be Boxing Helena. There's something truly great about an entire cinema wee itself laughing at what's meant to be a dramatic and shocking moment.

Indeed, I've left off the typical MST3K fodder but Manos does deserve a mention.

Forest Gump. Okay, there are technically worse made films, but none of them make me want to hit disabled people.

Signs.

'Pearl Harbor'
'Battlefield Earth'
'Star Crash'
Any film by Uwe Boll, Olaf Ittenbach or Michael Winner !!
Any of The Asylum's blockbuster remakes

too many to list really......

Pauli23 wrote:'Pearl Harbor'
'Battlefield Earth'
'Star Crash'
Any film by Uwe Boll, Olaf Ittenbach or Michael Winner !!
Any of The Asylum's blockbuster remakes

too many to list really......

Uwe Boll should get a Lifetime Achievement Award from this thread.

I love the Asylum blockbuster ripoffs as the producers obviously have no shame. There's a 'Hills Have Eyes' one in which you can clearly hear the director say 'lick the plate'. Marvellous.

Super Mario Bros. possibly because I fell asleep in the cinema within 2 mins and haven't bothered to try and watch it since

Mall Cop.
I saw it on a plane earlier this year and afterwards realised that looking at the map for an hour and a half would have been more mentally stimulating.

Hrmmm...

On the top of my mind:
Armageddon
Braveheart
Emma
Les deux papas et la maman
Mauvaise passe
Romance
Healing Hearts
Meet the parents
Les visiteurs
Any movie with Christian Clavier

I'm pretty sure there are worse but my brain must have deleted the memory of it into save the little sanity I have left. ^^

Jacque Tati films. Boring beyond belief.

Bonsai.Talker wrote:Armageddon

Finally encountered a cheese you didn't like, eh?

Base Moi

Zoltar wrote:

Bonsai.Talker wrote:Armageddon

Finally encountered a cheese you didn't like, eh?

LMAO

Rich Flair wrote:Base Moi

Indeed, this one was powerful in the WTF huh bleh point of view.
I did manage to watch it till the end though! *iz proud*