Vote for the new Torchwood team

It seems to me there's a groundswell of opinion that the next series of Torchwood must be set in Colchester.

The Co=Ordinator wrote:Sounds a bit like an episode of The New Avengers.............

It's the New Avengers/Boys from Brazil/Star Fleet* crossover we've all been waiting so very, very, long for...

Jack's ideal team...

Captain Jack Harkness
Wolverine
Connor MacLeod
The cheerleader from Heroes
Demona from Gargoyles
Selene from the Underworld movies

"Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!"

Not to mention Sylar from Heroes.

Zoltar wrote:Jack's ideal team...

Captain Jack Harkness
Wolverine
Connor MacLeod
The cheerleader from Heroes
Demona from Gargoyles
Selene from the Underworld movies

"Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!"

I'm hurt, Zolty, that I've been written out of this draft. Torchwood: Colchester won't be the same without me and my advisor, Nick Barlow.

Lucy McGough wrote:Not to mention Sylar from Heroes.

And Paul Metcalfe...

Patrick wrote:I'm hurt, Zolty, that I've been written out of this draft.

You're hurt? See, that's sort of the problem. Immortality is kind of a job requirement.

Patrick wrote:Torchwood: Colchester won't be the same without me and my advisor, Nick Barlow.

How about we give you your own spin off, sort of a classic Robert Holmes double act? Barlow and Patrick, Colchester PI.

Zoltar wrote:

Patrick wrote:I'm hurt, Zolty, that I've been written out of this draft.

You're hurt? See, that's sort of the problem. Immortality is kind of a job requirement.

I said "hurt," not "mortally wounded." Besides, I can do a convincing job of immortality. I'm [actual age removed by forum censors], but my facebook profiles says I'm 28.

Zoltar wrote:

Patrick wrote:Torchwood: Colchester won't be the same without me and my advisor, Nick Barlow.

How about we give you your own spin off, sort of a classic Robert Holmes double act? Barlow and Patrick, Colchester PI.

Only if I get a really cool vintage Cadillac with a moon roof through which my opening title sequence picture will be shown, a la Starsky and Hutch.

Graymalkin wrote:

Dave Webb wrote:...feature an attempt, by a remnant of the 3rd Reich, to clone Hitler and turn him into a massive battle-cyborg (that combines with other cloned members of the High Command to form a transforming Nazi mecha-robot thing).

I would, quite literally, pay actual money to watch this...

Then there will be a spinoff (called something like Space Nazi Ultra-Hygiene Squad) in which Jack's Daughter, and Martha, and Miss Johnson, and Gwen, will be fully rendered in an Anime style and will use the captured Reichtron technology against some ill-defined bad-guys.

I think the combination of Torchwood, Anime, Nazis and Big Robots should be a guaranteed ratings hit.

Dave Webb wrote:Then there will be a spinoff (called something like Space Nazi Ultra-Hygiene Squad) in which Jack's Daughter, and Martha, and Miss Johnson, and Gwen, will be fully rendered in an Anime style and will use the captured Reichtron technology against some ill-defined bad-guys.

I think the combination of Torchwood, Anime, Nazis and Big Robots should be a guaranteed ratings hit.

Can I preorder it yet?

Zoltar wrote:Jack's ideal team...

Captain Jack Harkness
Wolverine
Connor MacLeod
The cheerleader from Heroes
Demona from Gargoyles
Selene from the Underworld movies

"Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!"

Bleh, Wolvi and Connor will be too busy to spend their time working for Captain Botox. Ner.

Bonsai.Talker wrote:Bleh, Wolvi and Connor will be too busy to spend their time working for Captain Botox. Ner.

Well, we can debate Connor but Wolvie is immune to being too busy. He's got the mutant power to be everywhere at once.

Zoltar wrote:
Wolvie is immune to being too busy. He's got the mutant power to be everywhere at once.

... *washes her brain*