Doctor Who: The Pandorica Opens - Exploring the Worlds of the Eleventh Doctor

barnaby morbius wrote:i'm going to get it- we need to support struggling writers!

Agreed on both counts. Kindly send along to me your confidential banking codes and passwords to all your accounts, then just settle back and bask in the warm knowledge that your dosh is helping support this particular struggling writer!

We need a membership drive to replenish your funds!

The Co=Ordinator wrote:We need a membership drive to replenish your funds!

Wonderful idea, old man. I'll leave the details in your extraordinarily capable hands, shall I?

Capable? Culpable more like. I blame Patrick.

How could you do anything but blame Patrick? Certainly, I blame him directly for my current impoverished circumstances.

Doubtless he's responsible for the blizzards affecting his fellow citizens on the East Coast.

Oh, how could it be otherwise. And I'm damned certain I'll never forgive him from drawing blood from the redoubtable James May's head.

The Co=Ordinator wrote:Doubtless he's responsible for the blizzards affecting his fellow citizens on the East Coast.

Of course he is, he clearly bribed Snow Miser to blast us instead of him.

Zoltar wrote:

The Co=Ordinator wrote:Doubtless he's responsible for the blizzards affecting his fellow citizens on the East Coast.

Of course he is, he clearly bribed Snow Miser to blast us instead of him.

Yes. The utterly selfish fiend!

Indeed. I know the BBC tried to edit Patrick out of the shot, but I clearly saw his outline drag Captain Slow backwards onto the rocks.

Me too. And as for his ghostwriting that book blowing the lid off the Stig's identity...

An absolute disgrace.

Indeed. The man is a total and utter cad, bounder, masher and shower. And those are his redeeming features.

Sid Seadevil wrote:

Zoltar wrote:

The Co=Ordinator wrote:Doubtless he's responsible for the blizzards affecting his fellow citizens on the East Coast.

Of course he is, he clearly bribed Snow Miser to blast us instead of him.

Yes. The utterly selfish fiend!

And you have no idea how easy it was to bribe the Snow Miser!

Yes, I've struck a deal, and this year the rest of you get to experience the sort of winter I normally do. Meanwhile, it's nearly 60-degrees and sunny in the Rocky Mountain West today. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!

Sid Seadevil wrote:Me too. And as for his ghostwriting that book blowing the lid off the Stig's identity...

As you, yourself, know, Mr. Seadevil, getting published is getting published.

Patrick wrote:As you, yourself, know, Mr. Seadevil, getting published is getting published.

NOT when it tampers with a beloved British institution, Sir. It's beyond the pail, Sir. Beyond the pail!

Patrick wrote:And you have no idea how easy it was to bribe the Snow Miser!

Yes, I've struck a deal, and this year the rest of you get to experience the sort of winter I normally do. Meanwhile, it's nearly 60-degrees and sunny in the Rocky Mountain West today. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!

The swine openly admits his devilment. Quickly, arm yourselves with pitchforks and flaming brands!

Sid Seadevil wrote:

Patrick wrote:As you, yourself, know, Mr. Seadevil, getting published is getting published.

NOT when it tampers with a beloved British institution, Sir. It's beyond the pail, Sir. Beyond the pail!

Actually, isn't that you that's beyond the pail in that picture?

Patrick wrote:

Actually, isn't that you that's beyond the pail in that picture?

No, I think you'll find that's somebody altogether more yellow.

Sid Seadevil wrote:Quickly, arm yourselves with pitchforks and flaming brands!

The citizens of OW are ready...............

The Co=Ordinator wrote:The citizens of OW are ready...............

Then stride forth! We can drive the creature to the windmill and raise it to the ground!

Knowing our luck the creature would somehow survive.

*blows the candles out*

I should report you folks to Health & Safety for playing with fire like that.

Typical bureaucrat.

The Co=Ordinator wrote:

Knowing our luck the creature would somehow survive.

Let it. We'll be ready for it.

Patrick wrote:*blows the candles out*

I should report you folks to Health & Safety for playing with fire like that.

Dear God....it speaks!